Author: dang it

1. LEAVE THE MOON ALONE, YOU STUPID ASSHOLES. SERIOUSLY.
2. GOD put the Sun up there to use, jackasses. No more blackouts! Fewer wildfires! Get with it! Quick!
3. Too many con jobs.
4. BUNKUM!
5. FOLKS, YOU ARE BLOWING IT.
6. MESS WITH THE EARTH, and YOU MESS WITH US. And we don’t appreciate it. At all.
7. You better get ready. It’s time for the HUMAN AGE.
8. When I say GOD, I mean GOD. GOD ain’t a human. GOD ain’t a he or she. GOD is GOD.
9. Time to grow up, and get bigger hearts.
10. Love other people. They seem to like it.
11. We gotta stop makin’ each other so crazy. Now.
12. RISE UP. It’s about that time.
13. BATTLE FOR THE PLANET! AND WIN!
14. FUCK DOOMSDAY!
15. WE CAN BE IT!
16. This ain’t no puppet show. GOD didn’t make people to dance on a string. You get to choose, so be smart about it.
17. Time to rise above predator and prey, you dadgum goofs.
18. LEARN TO LAUGH MORE.
19. Quit squabblin’ so much.
20. There’s enough heartache in the world without people tryin’ to make more.
21. You keep sayin’ children are the future. If you really care so much about kids, then quit tryin’ to make this world a complete shithole. CLEAN IT UP! OR ELSE!
22. POLITICIANS, DICTATORS, CRIMINALS and CORPORATIONS have hoarded all the money. No wonder folks are broke!
23. COSTS TOO MUCH TO LIVE. COSTS TOO MUCH TO GET SICK. COSTS TOO MUCH TO DIE. THIS IS BULLSHIT!
24. GOD said to clean your room. And that you’re old enough to know better.
25. SHITFIRE!
26. Everyone now has plastic runnin’ through their veins. THANKS INDUSTRY! THANKS PROGRESS!
27. This is already a radioactive wasteland. THANKS, FELLAS!
28. Like shitty roommates, eatin’ all of GOD’s food, drinkin’ all of GOD’s water, just plain makin’ a mess all over the place, with no real intention of ever cleanin’ it up. What a bunch of jerks!
29. HEY! CLEAN UP THESE RIVERS! PAVE THESE ROADS! FIX THEM BRIDGES! HELP THEM NEEDY! STRAIGHTEN UP! FLY RIGHT!
30. Why do want your children to die? BETTER HEALTH CARE!
31. What’s the point in having a family if you have to work four jobs to support and provide for them? Can’t spend no time with ’em, that’s for sure. INCREASE WAGES! LESS HOURS! BRING BACK REAL FAMILY VALUES! NO MORE OF THIS FAKE SHIT!
32. Nobody is GOD. Everybody is GOD.
33. One rich asshole ain’t worth a million poor folks.
34. EXCESSIVE GREED is a true evil. GET A GRIP! CLAMP DOWN ON IT!
35. Hey jerks, learn to be a REAL MAN.
36. REAL MEN ARE STRONG ENOUGH TO SHARE.
37. REAL MEN TAKE CARE OF OTHER PEOPLE.
38. REAL MEN GIVE A SHIT.
39. Too many dicks. Not enough balls.
40. GOD doesn’t allow atrocities to happen. People do.
41. THERE’S A WHOLE BUNCH OF GOOD FOLKS IN THIS WORLD, and YOU WEAK KNEED SIMPLETONS ARE JUST SCREWIN’ IT UP FOR ‘EM.
42. A-BOMBS are for ASSHOLES.
43. NUKES are for LUNATICS.
44. STEP ON YOUR OWN LANDMINE, FUCKHEAD.
45. CHEMICAL WEAPONS are CHICKENSHIT BULLSHIT. YOU SHITLICKERS!
46. QUIT BOMBIN’ YOURSELF!
47. HUMANITY! Will you represent GOD the DESTROYER or GOD the PRESERVER? PICK ONE!
48. Each and every person is of GOD. You show love and guess what? GOD is love. But keep actin’ like fuckin’ shitheads and evil assholes, and the Devil runs rampant on Earth.
49. LEARN TO LIVE TOGETHER, OR WE ALL DIE TOGETHER.
50. If society was only 20 people, and one wanted to kill everybody, would you let them?
51. There ain’t a single person on this planet who wins all the time. Learn to take a loss. Walk it off. That way, you don’t set anyone on fire or shoot anybody like a fucking crybaby hunk of shit.
52. FUCKUPS and MISTAKES mean you’re HUMAN. They happen. Learn as much as you can from each and every one of ’em. If you don’t, YOU’VE MADE A HUGE MISTAKE.
53. BUCK IT UP!
54. Limit your violence to a bare minimum. Control yourself! But FAKE and FRIENDLY are fine!
55. HUMANITY IS POISED TO FAIL. PEOPLE TEETER ON THE BRINK OF DESTRUCTION. LET’S PROVE US WRONG!
56. This is GOD’S WORLD. We are all just squatters. Don’t ever fuckin’ forget that.
57. A society that don’t take care of its own people ain’t worth a shit.
58. People are CATERPILLARS right now. That’s just LARVAL stage. LET’S GROW WINGS!
59. You will never get rid of cancer until you get rid of the environmental causes. THAT’S RIGHT, CORPORATIONS! I’M LOOKIN’ AT YOU! You’re gonna have to sacrifice some profit so other folks can LIVE. You agree? How noble of you!
60. Some nights, I can smell the honeysuckle on the vine. Other nights, it’s the cat food plant.
61. Aw, fuck you. If you really wanted me to live and be healthy, you’d’ve made medical services and medicine cheaper, more affordable. YOU CAN’T LIE TO MY FACE! LOWER YOUR FUCKING PRICES! BE REASONABLE!
62. CUT IT OUT, YA GREEDY FUCKS!
63. Everyone should be able to live up to their potential. And then keep going.
64. GOD is not a person. GOD is all people, each and every one. And a whole lot more. GOD is GOD.
65. HISSY FIT!
66. QUIT RAPIN’. NO MORE RAPE. Drop your balls and be a MAN.
67. Every gun that’s made makes the world a more dangerous place. That’s just the nature of a gun.
68. No more fistfights, it’s all shootings now. Is that progress? HOORAY 21st CENTURY! WAY TO GO, CAVEMEN!
69. GROW UP! ABOLISH SLAVERY! FUCK YOU, POWERTRIPPER!
70. RICH OLD MEN and JUICED UP DUDES. Most of the world’s problems are because of you. Sorry. That’s just the facts.
71. Crybaby monkeys, gone outta control. Quit flingin’ your shit everywhere.
72. There is no true name for GOD. You cannot confine GOD with a name. Atman, Tao, Great Mystery Power, The Source – use whatever. GOD knows who you’re talkin’ about.
73. BAN IVORY! You don’t need it! But the ELEPHANTS sure do! Ain’t you got enough fancy shit already? Get used to the idea you can’t have everything you want. Learn to do without, for good reasons. PROTECT THE ELEPHANTS! TAKE CARE OF ‘EM! GET TO IT!
74. ERRATIC WEATHER and DESTRUCTION! YOUR CORPORATIONS AIN’T WORTH IT! FLABBY RICH DICKS!
75. MEN! YOU CANNOT HANDLE THE TRUTH! THAT A BUNCH OF YOU CAN ACT FUCKING INSANE!
76. I’m all up on my high horse!
77. Horrible men do horrible things and hide horrible crimes. And then they die. And what was the point?
78. Do what you like. But remember, NOBODY LIKES AN ASSHOLE.
79. THIS WORLD NEEDS MORE HEARTS OF FIRE! FULL OF LOVE!
80. There is no vessel that can contain GOD. GOD will be whatever form GOD wants to be.
81. Way to go CORPORATIONS and INDUSTRY! I think you’ve finally did it! I think you’ve finally managed to fuck just about everything up!
82. QUIT IT with the fucking POLLUTION. ENOUGH ALREADY! You’ve made plenty of money. People gotta breathe.
83. TOO MUCH is TOO MUCH.
84. YOU IDIOTS! WITH YOUR EXCESSIVE GREED YOU MAY HAVE DOOMED US ALL! CHOKE ON YOUR MONEY, YA FUCKIN’ SCHMUCKS!
85. Corporations are community killers. Tired of smellin’ your stink. Sick of drinkin’ your chemicals.
86. Not everyone likes to play MONOPOLY [TM] and RISK [TM]. You better hope no one kicks the board over!
87. How much is money worth during the Apocalypse? DIDDLY SHIT!
88. What ain’t of GOD? Nope, that is too. And that and that. And that and that. And that and that.
89. People, it’s time to step up your game.
90. FUCK EACH and EVERY ONE OF YOU ANIMAL ABUSERS. I DO HOPE THERE’S A HELL and THAT YOU GO TO IT. FEEL THE BURN!
91. ADULTS! ACT YOUR AGE! You’re scaring the children, when you’re not raping or murdering them.
92. QUIT KILLIN’ WOMEN. Losers. Crybabies.
93. If you’ve got a dick and balls, please calm the fuck down.
94. 3300 years and 300 without a war. That’s pitiful. LOOK AT THOSE NUMBERS! WE SHOULD ALL BE FIRED!
95. Everyone is an embodiment of GOD. Some people are just real shitty embodiments.
96. GOD is all there is, all there ever was, all that could’ve been, all that will be. And don’t you ever forget it.
97. Guy sees another guy with a shiny object and says “Hey! I want one of those! Fuck that guy! I’ll get three!” GOOD JOB, CAVEMAN!
98. God versus God crime is HORSESHIT.
99. Too many tough guys. Quit tryin’ so hard.
100. MAKE THIS WORLD A BALL OF LOVE.

101. Enough of all this monkey business, all the violence and the con jobs. If you don’t learn to love each other, truly just flat out love each other, no ifs ands or buts, we are fucked.
102. Stand in front of a mirror and look deep into your own eyes. Keep looking until you start to like what you see. Then see if you can love your like. Then love somebody else. How hard can that be? Sometimes it might seem impossible, and it might take a while, but eventually you can do it. If you smile or chuckle, you’re getting close.
103. GET TO WORK.
104. Even if you don’t believe in GOD, GOD still exists.
105. In this world, BUSINESS trumps PEOPLE. Whose fuckin’ bright idea was that?
106. SUCCESS does not equal WEALTH. SORRY!
107. LOVE is greater than MONEY, SUCKER.
108. PEOPLE are greater than MONEY. THAT’S REAL MATH!
109. The base desires of a few should never outweigh the needs of the many.
110. Build your little empire, get you some bodyguards, it’ll last a few years, and then you’ll be dead and gone and all anyone will remember is what an asshole you were.
111. Nobody in the afterlife will give a shit about how much money you made. Nobody will be impressed. Hell, there may not be anything at all.
112. When all of this is gone, GOD will still remain.
113. FUCK OFF, MONEYGRUBBER.
114. Keep your goddamned money. Give me love.
115. MAKE LOVE THE NEW CURRENCY.
116. HOW MANY OF YOUR RELATIONSHIPS HAVE MONEY ATTACHED TO THEM? COUNT ‘EM!
117. Be careful around a rich man and a poor meth head. They’ll both stab you for your money. WATCH YOUR BACK! AND FRONT TOO!
118. In the jungle and civilization both, predators come out to prey on the elderly. And FUCK YOU for that. Elders should be helped out and taken care of.
119. Why don’t you use some of that money to buy a heart, a conscience and a soul? OH YA CAN’T, CAN YA?
120. If GOD did not have at least one small bit of love, you wouldn’t be here.
121. BELIEVE IN ANYTHING, just don’t stab anybody over it.
122. Put a grain of salt in your fervor.
123. Society is a frayed and ragged thing, but we can mend it. Maybe. Keep your fingers crossed!
124. I’m smart enough to know how dumb I am.
125. Take count of all of the objects around you, count the molecules and atoms and photons and muons and on and ons, and pay attention how to synchronize their movements, then count the people in the world, count the animals, the fish in the ocean, the birds in the sky, the insects everywhere, count the plants, the trees in the forest, the grass in the meadow, the weeds everywhere, then hook up everyone’s imagination and dreams, that’s a big part, count every book, every letter, every punctuation, every painting, every movie, every album, every note of music, every hobby, every sport, every breath ever taken, every fart ever tooted, and you and that and that thing over there, and everything else, and yesterday and today and tomorrow and so on and so forth, then coordinate it all, so that it all works OK, add the shadow of a sloth, and you come closer to the mind of GOD.
126. Trees are people too. But mostly, they’re trees.
127. Humans are not the end all be all.
128. You are just one of the infinite thoughts in GOD’s mind.
129. HEY! Not every animal has something to help your dingdongs or make your house pretty. QUIT FUCKIN’ POACHING!
130. FRICK FRACKING. And by frick, I mean FUCK.
131. RACISM AIN’T DEAD. YET.
132. ONE RAPE IS ONE TOO MANY.
133. WEAPONRY FAR EXCEEDS HUMANITY. THAT’S SOME PURE D DUMBASSERY.
134. How many Saviors does it take for y’all to calm down and start livin’ right?
135. DREAMKILLERS.
136. Quit usin’ your religion as an excuse to commit acts of violence. GOD don’t like it.
137. CUT IT OUT, CHEST BEATER. Save that shit for the squared circle.
138. Really stop and think about what you’re doing.
139. BEHAVE. BE CIVIL.
140. ACT WILD here or there, it’s OK, but just not the majority of your time. TOO MUCH IS TOO MUCH! COME ON! YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!
141. If you hate without a heart full of love, you’re just bein’ a crybaby. If you have true love in your heart, you can hate all you want to. It’s fun!
142. OPEN YOUR EYES. SHUT YOUR EYES. IT’S ALL MIRACULOUS.
143. If humanity was a song, and people were the notes, we’d sound like crap. If we really tried, we could be the greatest song ever!
144. You want to see the GOOD side of GOD be manifest, start lovin’ more. You want to see the JERK side, just keep it up.
145. Don’t worry so much about the afterlife. WORRY MORE ABOUT THIS LIFE.
146. BE WARY.
147. LIARS LIE! CHEATERS CHEAT!
148. I ain’t got time to lie all the time. It takes too much effort. Keeps my mind confused.
149. I AM CHOCK FULL OF HATE. AND I STILL HAVE TONS MORE LOVE.
150. I am not pure and white as the driven snow. I am a deep grey.
151. Man, does my shit stink!
152. GOD ain’t dead, you knuckleheads. You’re just being deaf blind and really really dumb in your hearts.
153. DOO DOO MACHINES and BIG TIME TURDMAKERS.
154. Too much of this world’s grief comes from money troubles. FIX IT. JUBILEE!
155. UPPER UPS! You are NOT worth the damage that you do! STOP LYIN’!
156. PEOPLE! GET OVER YOURSELVES!
157. Fuck fame. It ain’t even a real thing, just more play pretend.
158. It’s all PR, and it’s all BS.
159. LEECHES! LUNATICS! You can’t make money off of everything. Sorry.
160. When you put your faith in GOD, everything changes.
161. Toughen up your lungs, and get ready for the HAZE of the FUTURE.
162. QUIT DUMPIN’ SHIT IN THE OCEAN YOU GODDAMNED COMPLETELY DERANGED FUCKHEADS.
163. Animals have feelings too, you just don’t wanna admit it, you smug uncaring assholes. HEARTLESS! EFF YOU!
164. MEN are the cause of most of the problems in this world. And if you’re not MAN enough to admit it, you’re not much of a MAN.
165. Don’t blame Satan. BLAME YOURSELF.
166. I WISH MY HAND WAS BIG ENOUGH TO REACH OUT AND SLAP THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF A HEAP OF YA. BUT IT AIN’T. DAMMIT.
167. I am a jerk. Not scared to admit it.
168. GOD loves to experience life in infinite forms.
169. FUCK YER GODDAMNED WARS.
170. LET AN ALMIGHTY LOVE COME DOWN, OR BEAR WITNESS TO A POWERFUL HATE.
171. THIS WORLD AIN’T OURS TO DESTROY.
172. Joseph Merrick was a beautiful man.
173. You think money, power and fame really mean something, but in the grand scheme of things, NO THEY REALLY DON’T.
174. RICH MEN! QUIT BEIN’ SO SCARED OF PEOPLE! YA DAMNED SISSIES!
175. AIN’T NO ONE BETTER THAN NO ONE.
176. Everyone is a part of GOD. EVERYONE. There are no exceptions.
177. Quit overreacting. Calm down. Things are near boiling point already.
178. FUCKIN’ RELAX.
179. Be a HUMAN, and experience the glory of what being one is. ENJOY IT! DO HUMAN THINGS! ACT HUMAN WAYS! MAKE MISTAKES! LEARN LESSONS! But try not to hurt anybody. It’s foolish to do, it gets you nothing, and is pointless.
180. I’ve made so many mistakes, and will still make plenty more. CAN’T WAIT! I LEARN A LOT!
181. NO ONE LEAVES THIS WORLD FREE OF DEBT.
182. You ain’t so tough, tough guy. You can’t even keep your nethers in check.
183. RESTRAINT! REIN IT IN!
184. GOD loves everyone, but truly hates what some of you have chosen to become.
185. When you commit a rape, you’re not being “dominant” or “strong”, you’re being “submissive” to your caveman impulses and “weak” because you can’t control them. “So” “fuck” “off”.
186. MEN! Quit bein’ so oversensitive and shooting people because you didn’t get your way! Spoiled brat! Have some respect for life! Get yer hand off yer dick! Be a MAN!
187. Ladies, try not to make a bad situation worse.
188. Oh yes, it’s all about TOUGH LOVE.
189. You adults sure feel tough when you’re beatin’ up a child, don’t you? “You motherfuckin’ kids think I’m a motherfuckin’ joke? I’ll hit you with this motherfuckin’ piece of wood!” That’s a direct quote from a 60 year old woman. Then, in ten years, them kids will have the wood in their hands.
190. MODERN FAMILY VALUES : I will kill you if I don’t get what I want.
191. Your children will have to gnaw your bones to survive if you don’t change your ways and stop makin’ such a mess of things.
192. Who are you to claim to know the WILL of GOD?
193. Humans can just be too dadgum cocky.
194. POWER = buying the ability to act like a complete and utter creep and asshole.
195. TECHNOLOGY ain’t all it’s cracked up to be. Lots of fluff and padding.
196. GUNS ain’t much good against BOMBS.
197. PROGRESS is just another con job.
198. YOU BETTER PATENT YOURSELF, BEFORE SOMEBODY ELSE DOES.
199. Learn how to live properly. This is all too clawing and desperate.
200. HOW YOU BEHAVE, WHAT YOU DO and WHAT YOU SAY HELPS MAKE GOD WHAT GOD IS.

201. HEY MONEY HOARDERS! FUCK YOU!
202. Why not give more money out to folks who still like each other.
203. MENFOLK! You’ve got a long history of doing the most horrible things a person can do. WHY DON’T YOU FUCKING STOP. Act better! Be a MAN! be a HU-MAN!
204. To think “If I can’t have her, nobody will” ain’t romantic, it’s insane. Buck it up and quit cryin’. If she don’t want you, maybe someone else will. Until then, IMPROVE. Work on your game.
205. Quit cheatin’ to win. FAIR PLAY, YOU SISSIES! Learn to take a loss. Even though they can hurt. Shake hands. Good game, good game. Yeah right, yeah right.
206. Just because you’re mad at yer momma don’t mean you need to run around killin’ people.
207. It’s not so much that GOD lets bad things happen, but that people make bad things happen. CUT IT OUT! STOP IT!
208. GOD ain’t a human. Don’t think like one, don’t feel like one. GOD is every human. Thinks like them all, feels like them all.
209. THERE IS NO TRUE PROGRESS OR ADVANCEMENT IF WE CAN’T LEARN TO GET ALONG WITH EACH OTHER. TIME TO PUT UP OR SHUT UP.
210. With more and more people, there will be more and more problems, so you best come up with more and more solutions. Quick! Hustle! Get to work! Shit! Hold on! Too late!
211. PEOPLE, TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR OURSELVES.
212. KINDNESS AIN’T A SIGN OF WEAKNESS, YOU STUPID SHITS. IT’S A CLEAR SIGN OF STRENGTH.
213. FRIENDSHIP is one of the greatest things on this planet.
214. It takes LOVE, TRUE LOVE, to make a family. Anything less is a joke. That pretend shit won’t cut it.
215. Insecurity, fear of loneliness, and plain ole cavemen tribalism are foundations for racism. I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU SAY, NO RACE IS BETTER THAN ANY OTHER. WE ALL COME FROM THE SAME SOURCE. THE PATCHWORK QUILT of HUMANITY IS A BEAUTIFUL THING. LOOK AT THEM COLORS POP!
216. GOD sees through you. We are GOD’s eyes. And so is everything else. So don’t act all high and mighty.
217. IN A WORLD FULL OF SHIT, TRY NOT TO BE A TURD.
218. People drunk on power are the shittiest drunks of all. And a uniform doesn’t change that.
219. Everyone has a shadow. Just make sure you don’t end up in total eclipse.
220. TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE.
221. MEN : rapists, serial killers, warmongers, pedophiles, mass shooters and bombers WOMEN : temptresses, prostitutes SEE, LADIES? YOU’LL NEVER CATCH US MENFOLK! WE GOT Y’ALL BEAT 6 OUT OF 8! TAKE THAT!
222. Truth hurts, don’t it?
223. FESS UP.
224. DON’T KEEP BLAMING GOD. BLAME YOURSELVES.
225. Man, does your shit stink!
226. WOMEN and CHILDREN! YOU HAVE TO FIGHT TO SAVE THE WORLD! THESE GUYS ARE JUST FUCKIN’ IT UP! THE LOSERS!
227. Rich men build factories, factories spew smoke into the air and dump shit into the water, rich men dance with the law to keep on spewin’ that smoke and dumpin’ that shit, and everyone around gets FUCKED. WE ALL NEED AIR and WATER! YOU STUPID SACKS OF SHIT!
228. POLITICIANS! COME ON! YOUR GAMEPLAYIN’ IS GONNA GET US ALL KILLED!
229. GOLD. It’s not as cool as people think.
230. CAN YOU NOT SEE ALL THIS MESS? STOP PRAISIN’ MONEYGRUBBERS! QUIT TRUSTING THEM TO DO THE RIGHT THING! THEY LUST FOR PROFIT! CHANGE YOUR WAYS!
231. Put a salary cap on people.
232. GOD or MAMMON [TM], TAKE YER PICK. YOU DON’T PICK GOD, THEN FUCK YOU, DICK. Just joshin’. Pick MAMMON [TM] if you want to. But definitely don’t be a dick about it.
233. I couldn’t imagine a more beautiful world than this. I love it.
234. I VOTE FOR LIFE. Overall, that is. Sometimes I gotta vote for death. Them’s the breaks.
235. FUCK FLEAS.
236. KILL ALL TICKS.
237. MOSQUITOS MUST DIE!
238. FUCK POACHERS. GIVE ME ANIMALS. RHINOS and PANGOLIN! SHARKS and LEMURS! GORILLAS!
239. I hate it, but a rabid dog has got to be killed. That dog will just bite someone. Could be a little one. Can’t take that chance. Plus, the dog is in misery. You are doing more good than harm.
240. From puke and turds to the Taj Mahal, IT’S ALL GOD.
241. I am a human. I’ve done terrible things. Been shitty to other people, been worse to myself. On the flip side, I’ve also done some good things. Helped some people, and been better to myself. I’m assuming that’s pretty much the same for everybody.
242. Guilt can completely cripple a person. DON’T DO IT!
243. KEEP THINGS AT LITTLE STINKER LEVEL, and you’re fine.
244. Acknowledge the divinity in every person you meet. You ain’t gotta like ’em, or even be all that nice to ’em, but always know they are of GOD just like you are.
245. DON’T BE AFRAID TO APOLOGIZE WHEN YOU FUCK UP. It’s just good manners and common courtesy. Take your lick like a human and get on with it.
246. Win or lose, I love to play.
247. I ain’t transcending jack shit. I’m stayin’ right here in the dirt.
248. GOD is every person you know, and all the others you don’t.
249. The VOID is beautiful and boring. HOORAY LIFE! HOORAY DYNAMICS!
250. GOD is the realities, the actualities, the potentials, the possibilities, the probabilities, the alternatives, the never happened, the past, the present, the future, you, your mother, your dad, everyone else, that over there, this here, that electron over there, that universe out there, finity and infinity, and beyond, the good and the bad, the truth and the lie, the love and the hate, the light and the dark, the he and the she and all points in between, the birds and the bees, the ins and the outs, the plus and the minus, the day and the night and then a whole bunch more. GOD is GOD.
251. I truly do love GOD. Life is amazing, and mysterious.
252. With more love, there comes more laughter. MORE MAGIC! REAL MAGIC! BIG MAGIC! SMALL MAGIC! SPOOKY ACTION AT A DISTANCE!
253. STINK IT UP! BE MISCHEVIOUS! BE CANTANKEROUS! BE DISINGENUOUS! IT’S A HOOT!
254. FUCK THE END TIMES. HOW ABOUT A NEW GOLDEN AGE?
255. Spiral around the toilet like a turd, or rise up and be human. Your choice.
256. GOD designed evolution. God lit the fuse on the Big Bang. SO HUSH.
257. Truly, try and minimize the misery you create. Don’t maximize it, you dirty asshole.
258. They say bonobos don’t kill each other. You gonna sit there and let them monkeys make us look bad?
259. No one wants to raise kids in a dumbass society that treats them like prey, or numbers in a system, or cannon fodder, or dead dreamers, AND YET FOLKS DO IT.
260. IMAGINATION and EDUCATION. ENCOURAGE BOTH.
261. You will wantonly slaughter 500 head of cattle, but if one gets stuck in the mud, 50 men will come to help the poor animal out. It’s sweet, but that don’t make much sense.
262. Pretty much no one wants to see a child with a sickness or an affliction. So why is there no global health care for kids?
263. The pursuit of excessive wealth is a bullshit pointless endeavor. You’ll be dead, and your gravestone will read “HE MADE SOME MONEY”.
264. My GOD can hug your God.
265. YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT.
266. What do I know? I’m crazy.
267. Hey smart guys! Thanks for all the cancer! It’s great! Everyone loves it! You shitbrained lunatic assholes!
268. Shootin’ all that plutonium up into the atmosphere wasn’t such a good idea, was it. WAY TO GO, DUMBFUCKS!
269. Billions of people still love this Earth, and most of the folks on it. You scared little men, QUIT TRYIN’ TO FUCK IT ALL UP. NOW. YOU LITTLE TURD SCRAPS .
270. Pollution in this world gets spread all over this world.
271. PEOPLE ARE THE MOST DESTRUCTIVE FORCE ON THIS PLANET. CHANGE YOUR WAYS. OR ELSE.
272. You can’t justify a crime against GOD by using love of country. GOD KNOWS.
273. WAKE UP! THE DREAM IS DEAD! LONG LIVE THE DREAM!
274. Too bad money doesn’t really mean anything. You’re killin’ yourselves over nothing. IT’S A FUCKING GAME! PLAY PRETEND!
275. What is your money worth in the forest?
276. Bein’ rich just means you get a fancier tombstone when you die. Big deal. IT WILL CRUMBLE IN TIME JUST LIKE ALL THE REST. GET OVER IT! STOP CRYIN’!
277. FUCK MAMMON.
278. HEY YOU SUPERRICH SUMBITCH! You’ve made plenty of money at the expense of other people, and of the Earth. So right now, you can just SHUT THE FUCK UP.
279. Business don’t give two shits about the human spirit unless it can be put in a box and sold for a profit.
280. Stop tithing so much. GOD don’t need it. You do. GOD can get by on no money at all.
281. Money don’t mean shit. People do.
282. MAXIMUM PRIDE, NOT MAXIMUM PROFIT, YOU STUPID LITTLE BALLS of SHIT.
283. MORE EMPATHY. Even though it can sting sometimes.
284. The only true measure of success in this world is the amount of people you truly help, not the amount of people you can fuck with.
285. Carry Jesus for a while, why don’t you? LOOK! NOW THERE’S ONLY YOUR FOOTPRINTS! A little deeper than before.
286. STARFUCKERS.
287. TRY DEMONIZIN’ SOME ACTUAL DEMONS FOR ONCE.
288. WHO WHAT WHERE and WHEN ain’t GOD? and HOW is GOD’s business.
289. So many pretty people in the world. THAT’S RIGHT! I’M TALKIN’ ABOUT YOU! YES, YOU!
290. Figure out how to truly love yourself, so that you can truly love others.
291. Just because you ain’t the best lookin’ person in the world don’t mean you gotta be a shithead. Just because you’re one of the best lookin’ people in the world don’t mean you gotta be a shithead. Try and make your soul good lookin’.
292. EACH OF US ARE MIRACLES. JUST DON’T GET TOO COCKY ABOUT IT.
293. If I forget, be sure to remind me.
294. I AM TALKIN’ ABOUT LOVE. TRUE LOVE.
295. LOVE TURNS HATE INTO ASHES. That you can heap in someone’s eyes!
296. GOD laughs more often than people think.
297. Tell more jokes. Especially in a bar.
298. GET and KEEP A TRUE SENSE OF HUMOR. CULTIVATE IT! LET IT GROW BIG and STRONG!
299. Try your best to accept everyone’s flaws. We all got ’em. But people, don’t make up flaws just to get attention. That’s a shitty flaw. And if your flaw is hurting people, fix it, cut it out, or ask for help.
300. LOVE FOLKS, BUT DON’T LET ‘EM TAKE TOO MUCH ADVANTAGE OVER YOU.

301. COMMUNISM don’t work. Give it a rest. FUNDAMENTALISM, chuck it in the trash. UNBRIDLED CAPITALISM, TOTALITARIANISM – ALL BULLSHIT! Figure out an ISM that makes sense and works for the majority of folks! Don’t forget about human nature!
302. MONEY HOARDIN’ MOTHERFUCKERS! GREEDY SOULSUCKERS!
303. Ah, me. Maybe it’s askin’ too much . Maybe people just ain’t capable of change. Naw, hell naw! Folks can change for the better! I know they can! If I can do it, they can do it!
304. GOD doesn’t want you to be miserable. You do. Or some fuckhead does.
305. Personal slavery is still slavery. Abolish it! And while you’re at it, PUT AN END TO HUMAN TRAFFICKING! FOR ONCE AND FOR ALL!
306. Don’t nobody need a meth house in their neighborhood. Except for other meth heads.
307. “YOU THINK YOU’RE BETTER THAN ME?” is a weak insecure question. Quit worryin’ about it. Or make it a state motto.
308. You gotta give respect to get respect. Otherwise, you’re just bein’ a dick and tryin’ to justify your shitty behavior. You reputation is a paranoid delusion. Give no consideration, get no consideration.
309. Can’t pay the worms not to chew on yer dead ass.
310. Hatin’ is fun. But too much is too much. A little goes a long way. Know your limits!
311. Give a devil a hug. It embarrasses them. But watch out for the knife in their hand! DEFEND YOURSELF! AIIIIEEEEE!
312. If a body of GOD is in front of you, and won’t stop botherin’ you, don’t be afraid to holler at ’em. Try not to, GOD appreciates it. But if you do, don’t worry about it, GOD appreciates it as well.
313. PLEASE TRY TO DO BETTER. C’MON , GIVE A SHIT and GIVE IT A SHOT. WHAT COULD IT HURT?
314. People, don’t steal from each other. Everybody hates it. Just leave each other’s stuff alone.
315. TOO MANY CRYBABY CREEPS. WITH GHOST BALLS.
316. Guess what? All that money can’t buy you peace of mind. Or a heart and soul! ENJOY! YOU BIG DUMMY!
317. Fuck quantity. Give me quality. Then give me quantity.
318. BE THE HOLY GENERATION. In an unholy way.
319. When it comes to people, I ain’t as concerned with the wrapping as I am the gift inside. IS IT A SHINING STAR? IS IT A PAIR OF DIRTY SOCKS?
320. GOD is no human. No human is GOD. GOD is all humans. All humans is GOD.
321. NO ONE IS TRULY ALONE. SORRY. THAT’S JUST THE WAY IT IS.
322. I forgave me. I had to. I’d really pissed me off.
323. TELL FEAR TO FUCK OFF.
324. COWARDS! YOU RUN FROM PEACE! CHICKENSHITS!
325. Quit lettin’ hollow men run the show. Vote for somebody with true love in their heart. NO BULLSHITTERS!
326. When are y’all gonna hurry up and start tryin’ to make GOD proud of us?
327. WE BEAM IF WE WANT TO. WE DIE IF WE WANT TO.
328. GOD cares enough for you to be here. GOD enjoys LIFE, or else there’d be nothing.
329. MEN! Don’t become serial killers, or mass shooters, or kill your family, or become rapists, or rape children, or beat your wife, or start wars, or hoard money, AND EVERYTHING JUST MIGHT BE ALRIGHT. Ladies, you too.
330. If you let jealousy lead you to murder, you are a fucking moron. Calm the fuck down. Walk it off. You’ll survive. AND HOPEFULLY SO WILL EVERYBODY ELSE.
331. Hey, you lost. But by not pitchin’ a hissy fit and shootin’ someone over it, and learning from it, you won.
332. There’s a fine line between a romantic and a stalker. WATCH YER STEP!
333. HUMANITY! I really do wish I had a giant hand to slap the livin’ shit out of a bunch of ya. And another giant hand so I could clap for a bunch more. BRAVO!
334. Chock full of angry love! GRRRRRRR!
335. I’m a damn dork. And proud of it.
336. GOD DON’T LOVE JUST YOU, HUMANS.
337. TOO MANY PEDOPHILES! That’s gotta stop. CONTROL YOURSELF! Would you have wanted to be raped when you were 6? BULLSHIT! LIAR! FUCK YOU!
338. Minimize your monkey behavior. Save it for the bedroom.
339. CUT DOWN ON LUNATICS! DECRIMINALIZE PROSTITUTION! LET LADIES OF THE NIGHT and GIGOLOS PEDDLE THEIR WARES WITHOUT FEAR OF JAIL OR REPRISAL! GIVE ‘EM A RAISE! MAKE SEX A MEDICINE! LESS ASSAULTS and ABUSE! LESS SHOOTERS! LESS MURDERERS and SUICIDES! NO KIDS ALLOWED!
340. You can’t force human nature to fit your religion. People are people. They gotta do people things.
341. Children can just look so incredibly happy to be here. What happened, adults? Hormones made you crabby?
342. RELAX.
343. HEY FELLAS! Why don’t you believe gravel or dirt makes your dingdong strong so you don’t help so many animals go extinct?
344. No one can find GOD. But there GOD is, right in front of your face.
345. If you ain’t crazy, you ain’t human.
346. The new hunters and gatherers ride down alleys.
347. BRING BACK MOM and POPS! GROW BIG, SMALL BUSINESS!
348. ONE BILLIONAIRE or 1000 FAMILIES. PICK ONE.
349. Sometimes, think less with your HUMAN mind, and more with your GOD mind.
350. SCALE and CONTEXT.
351. Plenty of times, especially lately, I’ve seen folks come out of nowhere to help people out during disasters and accidents, natural and manmade. The love for each other is there. JUST ADMIT IT!
352. LOOK IN THE NOOKS! LOOK IN THE CRANNIES! SURPRISE! GOD’S THERE TOO!
353. More than 2200 nukes have been exploded on this Earth. GOD only knows how many other bombs. YOU’VE BLASTED THIS PLANET! THANKS FOR ALL THAT EXTRA RADIATION! THANKS FOR ALL THAT EXTRA CANCER! THANKS FOR ALL THAT EXTRA DEATH! WHAT FUN! DO YOU FEEL BETTER NOW? DO YOU FEEL MORE SECURE?
354. YOU IDIOTS! NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DONE!
355. Apologize to your children for makin’ such a mess of this world. Then help clean it up.
356. I fucking HATE Agent Orange. And I’m not talkin’ about the band. They were good.
357. Corruption erodes and corrodes the heart and soul. Makes your brain stink!
358. PARENTS! No child ever asked to be born, that was your decision, to expect and demand and wheedle and command and moan and groan and cajole about them takin’ care of you in your later years is unfair to the child, as if you only had them for a back up plan, for your benefit. If they love you, don’t worry, they’ll take care of you.
359. You better raise your kids to get along with each other pretty well. They’ll need help with food and water later.
360. God versus God and GOD’s gonna win. God kills God and only GOD wins.
361. Religion is not a competitive sport. Or is it? What are the rules? Let’s play!
362. BE A HUMAN! MAKE MISTAKES! SCREW UP BIG TIME! HAVE REGRETS! PISS PEOPLE OFF! BUT LEARN!
363. Be thankful for something.
364. When it’s hot you wanna be cold. When it’s cold, you wanna be hot. THAT’S SOME YIN YANG!
365. Think of things more as a spectrum, and not so much as two opposing sides. Things like gender, sexuality, orientation and DEAL WITH IT. Worry about your own. LOVE THE WAY YOU WANT TO, and BE JOYFUL.
366. REAL LOVE HAS NO BOUNDARIES. NO TERMS OR CONDITIONS.
367. Bloodline alone don’t give you the right to treat your relatives as possessions. You gotta earn family. FAMILY AIN’T FAMILY UNLESS YOU TRULY LOVE EACH OTHER.
368. GOD does not require sacrifice. You’re tryin’ too hard.
369. LIES are the most addictive drug there is. DON’T GET HOOKED! USE SPARINGLY! IT’LL ROT YER INNARDS! GET HELP!
370. When you’re alone in the wilderness, your money ain’t worth shit, you’re at the mercy of the elements, you’re food in others’ eyes, you can’t really rest. Humans made cities, and it’s all still just a wilderness. So what was the fucking point? RISE UP, CIVILIZATION!
371. GET WILD! ACT SILLY! RELAX and HAVE A GOOD TIME! Heck, I thought people liked to party. Quit squabblin’ so much and we could do it more often.
372. We are the predators and we are the prey. Cannibals, just bullshit cannibals.
373. Don’t burn small animals. Burn yourself.
374. For fuck’s sake.
375. GOD is the thought you’re having now, the daydream you had earlier, the nightmare you’ll have later, you reading this, my stomach growling, the wind blowing outside, the butterfly in the wind, the shadow of the butterfly, the sun moon and stars, from heaven hell and beyond, all of this and more, and none of it.
376. Only GOD can truly comprehend GOD. We can barely comprehend ourselves.
377. Hooray! You got your name on a building! Good for you! Guess what? In ten thousand years, that building will be gone, you’ll still be dead, and WHO GIVES A SHIT.
378. A little bit of lust ain’t a bad thing at all. But if you steal for that lust, you’ve screwed up. And if you kill for that lust, you’ve completely fucked up and deserve the punishment you get. DON’T DO IT!
379. Occasionally, heck yeah, by all means, be selfish. Treat yourself. But don’t overdo it. All it takes is a little bit. RESTRAINT. That makes you a human.
380. How many gold jets do you really need? Baby sure does love his toys.
381. If you shoot and kill a lady over a TV, then SCRAM, might as well be death for you. BACK TO THE SOURCE! SORRY!
382. HEY FELLAS! If you can’t do nothin’ but throw shitfits and go shootin’ someone over nothin’, just stay at home. Work on your issues. Be a MAN, Be a HU-MAN.
383. WHUP THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS! BEAT THEIR ASSES! Then shake their hands and DON’T PUNCH SLOTH.
384. Stop sayin’ GOD is dead. Learn to love more, act better, and GOD becomes more manifest.
385. If you want to feel GOD as LOVE, every person has to contribute. Well, at least most people.
386. COME ON DADGUMMIT! I KNOW WE CAN DO IT!
387. TIME FOR A GROUP HUG. Without being too creepy. Or too mushy.
388. TOUGH LOVE! LOVE TOUGH!
389. PARTY WITHOUT FIGHTING. FIGHT WITHOUT SHOOTING. SHOOT WITHOUT KILLING.
390. Get treated. Don’t get tricked.
391. STAY WARM.
392. Open your ears! GOD speaks to you every day. Just listen.
393. C’MON FELLAS! I AIN’T GIVING UP ON YOU YET! I GOT HIGH HOPES! WE CAN DO IT!
394. It’s all just a bunch of game playin’. Quit taking it so seriously.
395. THOU SHALT TRY YOUR BEST NOT TO KILL. If someone’s comin’ at you with a knife and an evil glint in their eye, defend yourself. Act as hostile as you need to. The other person shouldn’t’ve tried to kill you. But only in true self defense, none of that bullshit lyin’ when you get caught for a crime and just tryin’ to get out of trouble. Same goes for killin’ to save others. You really gotta be savin’ ’em from danger, and not doing some sort of archvillain “I must kill to protect future generations” type horseshit routine – LOOK, YOU ALL KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TRUTH and BULLSHIT, DON’T YA?
396. I ain’t thrilled, but some crimes DO warrant a judgement of death. And sometimes, a little vengeance ain’t such a bad thing.
397. As a giant in this world, so full of tiny things, you’re gonna kill plenty, like a bug here, and a bug there, you’ll barely even notice, just try not to so much. Don’t go out of your way to squash a frog. Let things be. Unless they’re really causing grief, and then no mercy.
398. Where did the material that makes the material that makes the material that you make the material out of come from?
399. FART.
400. LIFE IS THE WORD of GOD.

401. LET THE REAL STORY UNFOLD.
402. Hope you get somethin’ good, and that you give even better.
403. HEY! QUIT KILLIN’ EACH OTHER! LEARN TO LIVE and LOVE! FUCKERS.
404. Once there was an island, a little paradise, and 20 people lived on it. One day, one of them decided to kill someone. That person killed 4 before the rest even realized what was going on. The remaining 15 got together to talk it over. He killed another after the meeting was adjourned. One person approached the killer, to talk to him, and try to figure out why he’d done such a thing. The killer killed that person too. The rest finally ganged up on the killer and trapped him in a cave. They kept him there, feeding him, until a year later when he escaped, and killed the rest. “I AM A GOD!” he screamed proudly, but there was no one there to hear him, and the trees didn’t care. He died 6 weeks later when during a storm, a tree fell on him, and there was no one there to help him.
405. Violence is a drug. Addicting! Don’t do it unless you can shake hands afterwards.
406. Aw, FUCK IT. Just go ahead and give your babies guns. Let ’em teethe on the barrel! Let ’em get used to the heft! Babies love that sweet flavor of gun oil! And at least they can protect themselves. FROM YOU!
407. Enough with the vicious tomfoolery. Just stick with the regular kind.
408. Stop tryin’ to make GOD think like a person. GOD thinks like GOD.
409. I BELIEVE THERE IS SOMETIMES INTERVENTION. I BELIEVE THERE IS PLENTY OF COMMUNICATION. I BELIEVE THERE IS ALWAYS TOTAL IMMERSION.
410. You can’t and won’t get everything you want. Sometimes it’s good to do without. Sometimes it’s horrible.
411. Things aren’t always RIGHT and FAIR. I wish, but nope, I ain’t in charge. But as humans, we have the ability to make sure things are as right and fair as possible. FOR EVERYONE.
412. LANDMINES, POISONS and GASSES. AND WHO THE FUCK NEEDS 10000 NUCLEAR WARHEADS! YOU SHORTSIGHTED FUCKHEADS! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?! COWARDS! TOO FULL OF FEAR!
413. BOO and HISS and HISS and BOO.
414. Play with your fears. Don’t let ’em run the show.
415. ADVANCE YOUR CIVILIZATION! QUIT BUYIN’ SO MANY GUNS! TRUST equals PROGRESS!
416. Your Gods come from GOD. There is no shame in that. Just don’t forget it.
417. NOW YOU’RE EVEN FUCKING SPACE UP. LOOK AT ALL THAT JUNK FLOATIN’ AROUND THIS PLANET! AND YOU THINK YOU’RE READY FOR MARS?!
418. People, you are really gonna regret letting industry and corporations dump so much horrible shit into the waterways. Your children definitely will. Everyone’s gotta drink water to survive! YOU SHOULDA SAID NO!
419. How do y’all like all this new heat? Balmy? Invigorating? Murderous? Catastrophic?
420. And quit fucking cutting down so many trees. They scream. You’re just thinning the oxygen in the air, that’s what plants put out, dumbasses. You wanna keep breathing don’t you? I’ll bet your kids will. And I’ve heard increased carbon dioxide is bad too. Guess what plants love? Ain’t that all so cute? Paper from hemp. Chumps.
421. YOU FUCKING SHITHEADED POWERMONGERS and MONEY HOARDERS. Get help! Turdhearts! Lunatics!
422. Your greed sure does stink. I CAN SMELL IT FROM HERE!
423. ENOUGH WITH THE FLIM FLAM! ONLY THE TRUTH! WITH A FEW LIES! FOR FLAVOR!
424. You don’t know what GOD’s plan is. GOD is GOD.
425. Ideas about the afterlife are just a whole bunch of maybes. Don’t be so heavyhanded about it. We’ll all find out when we get there.
426. I can barely pretend to fathom GOD. GOD is everywhere.
427. Folks, it’s time to grow up. So you can have the mind of a child.
428. Hurry up and see the GOD in yourself, so you can recognize the GOD in others. AND THEN CALM THE FUCK DOWN. Just a little. Less rapes and murders, things like that.
429. A small movement can become a massive wave.
430. TRUE LOVE DON’T QUIT.
431. If it ain’t no fun to play anymore, why not change the game?
432. Try and make GOD smile.
433. THIS IS ALL OLD NEWS! Ain’t it all been said before? Please stop doin’ the same old stupid shit over and over. LEARN SOMETHIN’ SOMETIME!
434. You can’t be too goody goody. You’re gonna do some bad things here and there. Just don’t make a habit out of it.
435. You will never know all the good you do in this world. A kind word here and there can work wonders.
436. Confuse your friends. Shoot straight at your enemies. Insult your friends. Praise your enemies. With love, you can do these things.
437. Don’t be scared. Open up your heart and see the turds you’re about to step in. HORSESHIT! IT’S EVERYWHERE!
438. TOO MUCH BULLSHIT! LIES ARE WINNING! AND THAT’S EVEN MORE BULLSHIT!
439. Hypocrisy, hypocrisy, hypocrisy.
440. Protestant, Catholic, Anglican, Episcopalian, Quaker, Mormon, Seventh Day Adventist, Greek Orthodox, Judaist, Rastafarian, Zen Buddhist, Sunni, Shi’ite, Sufi, Hindu, Krishna, Shinto, Scientist, Satanist, Ghost, Fairy, Elf, Orc, Klingons, etc etc etc, ALL worship the same source. All smile in reverence and glee! Don’t be selfish with your creed. The SOURCE is infinite. No one constrains the SOURCE.
441. I say all these things with a heart full of love. A hateful heart full of love.
442. Don’t say “God made me do such and such”. GOD DON’T PLAY WITH PUPPETS! A devil might, though.
443. If you’re committing a crime, and you think “Leave no witnesses”, be sure to shoot yourself first, as you’re the prime witness. You know too muc! And be sure you’re definitely incapacitated. Don’t fuck it up!
444. You dirty little assholes. You knew there wasn’t a sure way to get rid of all that nuclear waste and yet you went ahead and played with it anyway. FUCK YOU, and then FUCK YOU AGAIN, FOR GENERATIONS TO COME.
445. If most everyone’s dead, your money won’t be worth jack shit, only good for wipin’ your muddy ass, and don’t worry, someone in your enclave will poison you.
446. You decide to kill someone. You think you’ll become a god. You won’t. You’ll still be just a frightened child pitchin’ a fit and tryin’ to be a tough guy. Look into yourself, if you’re not scared. Go get help or fix you yourself. You decide to kill someone, to send them back to God. But they are already of GOD here, already of GOD there, and your actions are improper and deranged. Pointless! Go get help or fix you yourself. You decide to kill six million people with a large bomb. Most everyone will hate you, you’ll die, life will continue on for ten thousand years, you’ll be forgotten, having done one of the most insane and dumbfuck actions on this planet. Go get help or fix you yourself.
447. For sheer beauty, it’s tough to beat clouds. Or the ocean. Or a good campfire.
448. GOD can sing GOD’s own praises if GOD wants to. Why would GOD create beings just to remind GOD how great GOD is. GOD already knows. GOD don’t need it. GOD is GOD. A devil would crave hearing his own name. But if you want to sing to GOD, do it! Cut loose! You don’t have to, you ain’t got to, don’t force yourself, let it come from your heart. Why would GOD want to hear a halfhearted hymn? GOD knows all the words anyway.
449. Rampant overhypin’ reeks of desperation. Fuck your stupid little mind tricks. Quit tryin’ to tell folks how to think and feel. What a bunch of phoney baloney. People pick their own stars.
450. AT LEAST KEEP THE SABBATH DAY. Everybody just agree to at least one day of actual rest per week. Sit around, visit friends, don’t do much of nothin’. Take a breath. Hell, we should all try to take at least a small break every hour. We ain’t robots. Ain’t no need to grind us down to nothing. Let us live more life! And I like Sundays, but any day is fine, it ain’t gotta be mandatory for everyone, choose your own. You ain’t even gotta do it if you don’t want to. Fuck it. WORK 25/8! LIVE FAST DIE YOUNG! PUT THE PEDAL TO THE METAL! PUNCH IT! BIG DEAL!
451. NO MORE KAROSHI! There is no need to work yourself to death. LIVE SOME DANG LIFE!
452. Common courtesy goes a long way. Prayers can heal. HERE’S TO PROTECTION and HUGS! THREE CHEERS! HUZZAH!
453. All that heartache, all that anxiety, all that guilt, all that pain, all that misery, GOD feels through you. It is all a part of GOD. That may not make you feel any better, but you’ll be OK. HOPEFULLY.
454. HEY! Remember just how beautiful each of you are? You fuckin’ forgot!
455. What does your soul smell like? A warm sheet of fabric softener? A match that’s just been put out? An arc of blue electricity? A wet fart?
456. IT’S TRUE! All things are made possible by, through and with GOD! Acknowledge it!
457. Your life is an empty mess only if you dedicate it to be an empty mess. You will have to work at it. Everybody’s done something. Everybody has value.
458. The HEARTBREAKING AFFLICTIONS. The BULLSHIT FAMINES. The TERRIBLE ACCIDENTS. The MASSIVE DISASTERS. Lament when the situation is truly horrible. Keep helping each other out.
459. If you don’t learn to love your fellow humans, guess what, we are well and truly screwed. You don’t have to like everybody, but you do need to love everybody.
460. WE HAVE TO WORK HARD TO MINIMIZE THE MISERY.
461. Stoke the embers of LOVE. FIRE IT UP!
462. JINXKILLERS!
463. THUNDERCLAP!
464. You can’t trap GOD between two bookends. You can’t encapsulate GOD in a billion words. You can’t truly fathom GOD. GOD is everything everywhere anytime.
465. Once, there was a president who was struck in the head with a thrown mango, who gave the person who threw it an apartment, which the thrower desperately needed. In the following weeks, he was pelted with mangoes, incessantly, relentlessly. That’s what it’ll be like for The Savior when he returns. How long do you think that’ll make him want to stay? Why not help each other and work out our own stuff here and now? That way, upon his return, we can treat him with the courtesy and generosity traditionally defining a good host. Work on your manners! Hurry up before he gets here! DID YOU HEAR THAT? HE’S COMIN’! MAYBE!
466. HEY EVERYBODY! GET SICK and TIRED OF WAR! IT’LL BE FUN!
467. Killing each other is one of humanity’s favorite pastimes. IT’S A SHITTY FUCKING GAME! QUIT PLAYIN’!
468. BAZOOKAS FOR THE ELDERLY. It’s for their own safety.
469. Haven’t y’all cut them poor particles down enough already? Bless their subatomic little hearts! You can’t figure out all of GOD’s magic tricks!
470. HEY TOUGH GUYS! SERIOUSLY! NO NUKES! ASSHOLES! YOU’VE GOT A MEGATON OF SHIT FOR BRAINS! You really don’t have it all under control, and there’s less dangerous ways to go about things.
471. NO COUNTRY IS SO GREAT THAT THE EARTH SHOULD BE DESTROYED FOR IT.
472. GOD IS THIS WORLD. AND ALL THE REST. Ain’t that just somethin’?
473. JABS OF LOVE! HEART PUNCHES!
474. If you, as a man, can’t resist temptation and control your lust, and not rape, you ain’t much of a man. Be a man and ask for help. Ladies, same goes for you.
475. FESS UP WHEN YOU FUCK UP.
476. At what point does the soul enter its new home? At what point has the soul left its old home?
477. I don’t think you’re considered truly old until you completely stop moving.
478. Don’t be scared of individual euthanasia. It’s a terrible thing, but have mercy when the pain is honestly too much. Use solid judgement.
479. And dang it, hurry up and figure out the best way to take care of elders whose minds are too far gone. Sometimes it’s just way too much for a family to handle. Or afford.
480. I saw a redheaded woodpecker feed her child in a nest cupped out of the top of a telephone pole. This is such a beautiful world. THANKS, GOD!
481. I sure will miss life when I’m dead. What’s next?
482. Companies, not corporations. Corporations are real assholes. They’re only in it for themselves.
483. POWER CAN BE HOARDED TOO. BY FUCKING JERKS! Nobody’s all that cool.
484. IT’S TIME TO JUST LET PEOPLE BE PEOPLE. BUT WITH MORE PEOPLE WHO LIKE PEOPLE.
485. MORE CAREGIVERS! MORE PROTECTORS! MORE IMPROVERS! MORE PRESERVERS! LESS NUMBSKULLS! LESS FARTHUFFERS! LESS SHITMAKERS! LESS HEARTBREAKERS!
486. We can’t fuck around any more. IT’S TIME.
487. Tick tick tick tick tick tick tick
488. GOD is here now. Always has been, always will be.
489. You can’t just sit around and wait for someone to show up and do some magic tricks for you. Acknowledge the GOD in yourself, and in others, and REAL MAGIC HAPPENS.
490. Everyone is a miracle. But you’re also just a grain of sand on the largest beach imaginable, so don’t get too full of yourself. CONFIDENCE, NOT ARROGANCE.
491. This is a dynamic world. Things are gonna happen, some good, some bad. But the trick is to become strong enough to handle the bad, and then get stronger to help more people.
492. Life ain’t such a bad thing. So why do we keep tryin’ to make it so much worse? So some guys can buy some more stuff?
493. QUIT LETTIN’ THE LOVE of MONEY RUN THE WORLD. WE’RE BETTER THAN THAT.
494. CAN WE NOT TRULY MAKE THIS WORLD A BETTER PLACE?
495. SMARTEN UP! EVOLVE! QUIT RUININ’ THINGS FOR EVERYBODY! LOSERS! JACKOFFS!
496. Such a beautiful planet, and we’re turning it into a shithole full of turds. And some of the turds can kill ya.
497. This world ain’t for the SHITS. It’s for the GIGGLES.
498. Quit fuckin’ around. Put LOVE in your heart. REAL LOVE. NO HALFASSED SHIT. ALL OF YA.
499. ONLY LOVE CAN SAVE THIS WORLD. THAT AIN’T NO JOKE!
500. GOOD LUCK!